
Mall Brats: Season 1
Episode 1 – Batter’s Up

The Cool Treat Kids take their very first steps into a very large mall. Join Fenton, Clover and Franklin as they smash their way into the criminal underworld of the Highspear mall.
[Content Warning: Amusement Parks, Love Triangles, Corn Dogs]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Making Mall Brats one of the funniest RPG Podcasts of all time!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 2 – A Blade in the Hand is Worth Two in the Dark

The Cool Treat Kids take advantage of some downtime to explore some mysteries and expand their criminal enterprise.
[Content Warning: CORB GREEEN, HALFLING DETECTIVE]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Making Mall Brats one of the funniest RPG Podcasts of all time!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 3 – Many Blades Make Dark Work

The Cool Treat Kids find themselves “invited” to the social event of the season. That’s right – Jemsie Cobblington’s birthday party. I know…..I KNOW.
[Content Warning: Toilet Fountains, DJs, Underage Drinking]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Making Mall Brats one of the funniest RPG Podcasts of all time!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 4 – Stuck Between a Blade and a Dark Place

The Cool Treat Kids face the consequences of their actions as they reckon with mall cops, their vices, and hobnoblins.
[Content Warning: Fight Dancing, Weird Mushrooms, Toblerone Jones]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Making Mall Brats one of the funniest RPG Podcasts of all time!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 5 – Don’t Look a Gift Blade in the Dark

The cool treat kids find themselves in competition with another gang over some choice territory.
[Content Warning: Hob Noblins, Hob Goblins, Knob Gobblin]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!Making Mall Brats one of the funniest RPG Podcasts of all time!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 6 – You Can Lead a Blade to Water, But You Can’t Make it Dark

The Cool Treat Kids sneak into the fancy part of the water park and match wits against the Hot Meat Boys.
[Content Warning: Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Making Mall Brats one of the funniest RPG Podcasts of all time!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 7 – Don’t Count Your Blades Before They’re Dark

Big Market has arrived at the Highspear Mall and the Cool Treat Kids are trying their best to scam some hard currency out of the shoppers.
[Content Warning: Chocolate Tantrums, Anatomically Incorrect Vampire Sex, Greff Smushlin]
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Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t
Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Making Mall Brats one of the funniest RPG Podcasts of all time!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 8 – Would a Blade By Any Other Name Smell as Dark?

The Cool Treat Kids throw themselves into Big Market with the wild abandon of a group of feral mall dwelling street rats who eat too much sugar and have too little adult supervision.
[Content Warning: Misused Swears, Risky Letters, Squares]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Making Mall Brats one of the funniest RPG Podcasts of all time!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 9 – Don’t Throw the Blade Out With the Bathwater

In the second piece of the Big Market trilogy, the Cool Treat Kids do their best to ferment rebellion, break a fridge and permanently maim a glee club. Also, Borbo gives the kids “The Talk” … certainly nothing could go wrong there.
[Content Warning: Derivative Jazz Hands, Budding Bromances, Tremblo]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!Making Mall Brats one of the funniest RPG Podcasts of all time!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 10 – Absence Makes the Blade Grow Darker

All hallow be to the Rat Man, our lord and savior.
[Content Warning: High Balling, Gym Teachers, Bike Kids]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!Making Mall Brats one of the funniest RPG Podcasts of all time!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 11 – Idle Blades are the Devil’s Playthings

Also, we did so much worldbuilding while we were improvising Charles Eve songs that I had to leave all the 80s music in.
[Content Warning: Copyright Infringement, Klepto Santa, Irresponsible Dads]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Making Mall Brats one of the funniest RPG Podcasts of all time!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 12 – The Early Blade Gets The Dark

The cool treat kids get one step closer to tracking down the missing Mall Charles and we discover that Abdul is incapable of drawing a six segment pie.
[Content Warning: Mia, Mike, Earl]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Making Mall Brats one of the funniest RPG Podcasts of all time!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 13 – A Picture is Worth a Thousand Blades

The Cool Treat Kids infiltrate the hide-out of the Barbeque Kings and get closer to tracking down the Mall Charles and saving Charles Eve.
[Content Warning: Dad Stereotypes, Mom Stereotypes, Toilet Kids]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score! Making Mall Brats one of the Best RPG Podcasts of all time!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 14 – Let Sleeping Blades Lie

The Cool Treat Kids inch ever closer to discovering the identity of their patron as Clover inches ever closer to Seamus.
[Content Warning: Vampire Physiology, Tinsel Resale, Alien Antfarm]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score, helping make Mall Brats one of the Best RPG Podcasts out there!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 15 – There are Plenty of Other Blades in the Dark

Now that the Cool Treat Kids have determined the identity of their patron they turn their attention to more important matters….getting dates to a My Alchemical Romance concert.
[Content Warning: Goth Kid, Vampire Boy, Janitor Girl]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score, helping to make Mall Brats the Best RPG Podcast!
If you’re looking for the funniest RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 16 – Blades of a Feather Dark Together

The Cool Treat Kids have arrived at the My Alchemical Romance concert with their dates and things go sideways pretty much immediately.
[Content Warning: Lies, Lies, Carbonated Sauces, Lies]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score which help to make Mall Brats the Best RPG Podcast!
If you’re looking for the Best Blades in the Dark RPG Podcast, Mall Brats is a high-energy Blades in the Dark Actual Play packed with comedy, chaos, and nostalgic mall mischief. This Tabletop RPG Podcast delivers sharp Fantasy Storytelling, unforgettable characters, and Comedic RPG Sessions in a world inspired by early 80’s mall culture. If you love TTRPG Podcasts with a fresh take on heists, teen drama, and fast-paced action, Mall Brats is your next obsession! Check out the rest of Season 1!
Episode 17 – A Blade a Day Keeps the Dark Away

The Cool Treat Kids find themselves in a thrilling race against time as Hot Meat Boy activities put their whole plan at the My Alchemical Romance concert at risk.
[Content Warning: Danny, The Hawk, Taburno]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!
Episode 18 – A Rolling Blade Gathers No Dark

It’s once again Charles Eve at the High Spear Mall and The Cool Treat Kids start to butt heads with the Wild Nogs.
[Content Warning: Mortgage Brokers, Sweater Vests, Sensitive French Boys]
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Special thanks to Samuel Quinn Morris and Aaron Charles Read for the amazing theme music, and a HUGE thanks to Taylor Swindells for composing the amazing Mall Brats Original Score!